Exercise # 1: News Report

Britney Spears was bit by an alligator this morning at Flagler College's campus. A Flagler College security guard found Britney Spears on the ground and bleeding near the college’s male-only Lewis House dorm facility. The security guard, Hector Gonzalez spotted Spears today at 5 a.m. and saw that she had bite marks on her right foot. According to Gonzalez, Britney was histerical, “Oh my God, oh my God, an alligator bit me” she said. Gonzalez barely saw the reptile dissapear into the bushes, but he estimated the animal to be around 9 ft. Gonzalez called 911 at 5:10 a.m. and Spears got treated by an ambulance at 5:30 a.m. She was released soon after with minor foot wounds. Animal Control officers arrived at 6 a.m. looking for the reptile, but they couldn’t find it. Reportedly Spears was at Flagler College visiting a male friend despite the school’s strict co-ed visitation rules. According to St.Augustine Police Chief Bubba O’Conner, She arrived in a limo from an unknown location. Animal Control is still on the hunt for the gargantuan reptile and advises locals to be careful, specially if walking near bushes.